Welcome to the Weird!
Hey there, weirdo. You've stumbled into the cardboard corner of the internet: the home of Beard the Weird, the dimension-hopping, spray-painting parody king of WrW wrestling.
Before every match he sprays his beard a new neon color, huffs the fumes to “get in the zone,” and starts breaking the fourth wall. His belts are cardboard, his crown is cardboard, his boots are cardboard, and his arch-nemesis is Norm the Normal (invisible to everyone but Beard and the audience).
“Reality is just a cardboard box, and I'm the one who cuts it open!”
Fact Sheet
- Name: Beard the Weird (sometimes “Beird”)
- Real name: Barry “Beard” McGriddle
- Alias: The Dimension-Hopping, Spray-Painting Parody King
- Stable: the Weird Clown Posse 🤡
- Arch-nemesis: Norm the Normal (“Norm!”)
- Title: Weird Ambassador of Blended Falls
- Weakness: Lysol
Signature Moves
- The Paint Fume Slam: one huge huff of spray-paint fumes, a spin, and a disorienting slam.
- Cardboard Cutter: builds a cardboard prop mid-match to fake you out, then cutters you out of nowhere.
- Dimensional Dropkick: the ring glitches for a second and you get hit by an interdimensional shockwave.
- Fourth Wall Breaker: “Can you believe this is even happening? I'm not even supposed to be here!”
- The Cardboard Box of Doom (finisher): climbs into a cardboard box portal, does a spiritual dance, then a flying elbow drop.
The Roster
