Jokes

I am the genie of the lamp. I am here to grant you 3 wishes. There are 3 rules. I cannot kill anybody. I can not bring people back from the dead. And I can not make anybody fall in love. There are 4 rules.

Ah, you think paint is your ally? You merely adopted by the paint. I was born in it, molded by it.

Weird cardboard wrestling

merch booth touch tone spray paint beards cardboard belts wands cardboars ouija boards colored cardboard rings miniature tube with cardboard and fake gems

Thamas Brothers Moving got you down Call the Thamas Bros We'll turn that frown Thamas brothers come in with a forklift and lift the ring throwing everybody out of the ring

Why do they always ask about a birthdate? I don't know anyone who had a date on their birth?

Broke up with a woman that has a fetish for collecting magazines. She had tol many issues

Water running down the stairs, hurry!!! Water bottle inside of shoes on the stairs.

Seven ate Nein, nein, nein! Seven no eats

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