Twas the night before beirdmas, when all through the ring not a bell was stirring, not even a ding the ropes were hung by the corners with tape in hopes that Wizard Potter will fly with his cape The wrestlers were nestled all snug in their tights, while visions of title-belts dangled up from heights And Powers in her buisiness suit, and Jim in his chair Had just settled down for a long argument in the air When out in the fairgrounds arose such a clatter Blind rose from her pizza to find out what was the matter Away to the window she flew like a flash Tore open the shutters and screamed "Shut up Beard, or i'll kick your ass!" The freshly sprayed paint on the new fallen snow Gave off a fumes which began to grow When, what to Blind's ears did she hear, But a cardboard sleigh, and 8 cardboard reindeer With a fat bearded driver, so colorfully smeared She knew in a moment it must be stupid Beard More rapid then drones his cardboard came And he whistled, and shouted, and sprayed and sprayed He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, HAPPY Beardmas TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT! "Now, DASHER! now, Dancer now, PRANCER and VIXEN! On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONNER and BLITZEN! To the top of the ladder! to the top of the bell! Now drone away! drone away! drone away and sell!" As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, So up to the ring-top the cardboard they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and Mr. Potter too. And then, some tinkling, she heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each loud oof. As she ate more pizza, and was turning around, Down the rafters fell Beird after a breaking sound. He was coated all in paint, from his feet to his saint, And his clothes were all cardboard with tape and glue; A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack. His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as colorful as the snow; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a big round belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself; A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the lockers; then turned with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the ladder he rose; He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, HAPPY Beardmas TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

Fighting evil by moonlight Saving princess by daylight Never running from a real fight It's a me Mario and Sailor Beard

Take a look at everything around you All the smells, huff, that surely will astound you, Open up your heart, it will surround you! In the magic of WrW Pride's Eve The little things that make it better, little??? ponies spreading cheer Give a belt, a hold, a double decker Memories that last all year The ring's always filled with colors Large medium and small Sometimes the most important things Aren't very big at all What a party, there's so much to see here So happy you came out to be here. You'll have a blast, I guarantee here This is the spirit of WrW Pride's Eve Color's flowing, this is living Come on and feel the beat life is better when you're giving Each time you do it feels so sweet! The ring's always filled with colors So come on, open your eyes! Spend time with... ponies... abound And watch your spirits rise The ring's always filled with colors Take a look around The reason to come out is quite easily found Yes the reason to stand together Is quite easily proud.

You got one weird, wish FROM me! Just one weird wish, you heard me! Yes, one weird wish, not three! So, think long and weird, and tell me! For, I am the genie of the lamp! I make the rules inside this camp. Death's passage cannot be tramped. And love cannot be forced into a trap. You got one weird, wish FROM me! Just one weird wish, you heard me! Yes, one weird wish, not three! So, think long and weird, and tell me!

Come and get it, woo We got some fresh voodoo For your viewing pleasure to enjoy and party cannons to spew. So here, start with some spice from this fresh Pinkie Pie, woo woo! The first little pinkie, her house is made of candy She lives in a pony, pegasi, and unicorn landy She likes to tell jokes, and spread them with a smile A clown pony known mile for mile The clown riding his unicycle around and around He juggles his balls like he juggles those calls Magic and wonder, he wrestles with thunder The crowd astound, won't find a single frown Beird the weird, travelling dimensions Beird the weird, some might say dementia Beird the weird, always a new invention Beird the weird, probably just dementia We rode into town with the cutiemarks on our face Everyone knows about the weird clown posse daze A wrestler at the bar, he tried to take me down I raised my cardboard cup, only to see him frown Walked in the bar, where everybody knows your name We opened the door, and they were all glad we came Looking around, we all could see Our troubles were the same And everyone knew our name. Norm! Norm! Norm! What's this, what's that, could it be? Norm! Norm! Norm! Oh no, He's here, but where, I can't see. Norm! Norm! Norm! Norman, the normal! My archnemesis! Norm! Norm! Norm! I must save the world from his normalish!

Huffin' green Demon seen Cardboard boxxing on a one way ride Baskin robbin Samples free Usin' them for my beard dye Don't need reason Full of rhyme Huffin's all I ever do Spraying down Party time Cardboard friends will be there too I'm on the high ( huff ) way to hell On the high ( huff ) way to hell Highway to hell I'm on the ( huff ) highway to hell Spray painted signs Speed in it Some demon's gonna drag me down Like a heel Gonna hit it Nobody's gonna mess me around Hey satan Spray my dues Painting red on my hand Hey mumma Look at me I'm on the way to the underland I'm on the high ( huff ) way to hell

It starts with one, one ring, high up in the sky It doesn't even matter the promo you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain paint time All I know, paint is a valuable thing Watch it spray by as the audience screams Watch it count down to the end of three, the finisher taking souls away It's so surreal, He came from below Watch your soul go out, body in limbo Tryna hold on, didn't even know I tasted it all just to win it yo I kept paint inside and even though I tried, reality fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I huffed so hard, and went so far But in the end, there was no matter I went to hell and lost it all But in the end, there was no matter One ring, up high in the sky It doesn't even matter the promo you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To lose my mind. I huffed so hard Sprayed on the way you were mockin me Actin' like I was part of your property Rememberin' the sign you sought from me I'm surprised we went so far Realms aren't the way they were before Wouldn't even recognize them anymore Not that you knew multiverse then, but it all comes back to me in the end I kept paint inside and even though I tried, reality fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I huffed so hard, and went so far But in the end, there was no matter I went to hell and lost it all But in the end, there was no matter I signed my soul to you Fell as far as I can go For all this, there's only one thing you should know I've gone everywhere so Forged alliances as I go For all this, there's only one thing you should know I huffed so hard, and went so far But in the end, there was no matter I went to hell and lost it all But in the end, there was no matter I huffed so hard, and went so far But in the end, you don't even matter I had to help to gain them all But in the end, even Al will splatter!!!

If paint is all we've ever know Then it's easy to miss what really goes on But I've huffed paint in every way And I huff paint everyday Colors spraying beyond my sight And a million stars way above em at night You don't have ro be high to look in the sky And know that's a paint can opened wide Look at the cardboard trees, the sewer seas And everything chilling under hell, please Hot lava, snow, rain and fog Cardboard giraffes, and pet cats and dogs And I've seen six hundred sixty six people All in one room, together as equals Paint magic is the birth of my fans I've shaked cans that will spray your eyelids Worthless son and moon, and even Mars The milky way, snickers, and twix bars UFOs, river styx flows Paint a little beard and watch it grow Niagra Falls and rhe paint mids Everything you painted as kids Freaking rainbows after it rains There's enough paint here to blow your brains There's enough paint here to blow your brains There's enough paint here to blow your brains

Should old spray paint be forgot And never huffed to mind? Should old spray paint be forgot In the daze of old pain For old paint high, my dear For old paint high We'll spray a can of finest yet For the sake of old paint

Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah Ooh, cough Ooh, cough Ooh, cough cough Drowning deep in my sinus growing Broken your jester, I kneel (will you spray it on me?) It seems what's left of my healthy side Is slowly fading in me (will you spray it on me?) Looking at my paint collection When suddenly it fails me, defectively it fails me Oh no, there is no turning back now You've woken up the normal in me Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Open up your paint, and let it flow into me! Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness You mother has, has come down with the sickness You huff upper has, has come down with the sickness Normalcy is the gift, that has been given to me A can of paint beside you, it's sickness rising Don't try to deny what you feel (will you spray it on me?) It seems that all that was good has died And is failing on me (will you spray it on me?) It seems your having some trouble In spraying with these cans, spraying with defective cans Oh no, the world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the normal in me Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Open up your paint, and let it flow into me! Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness You mother has, has come down with the sickness You huff upper has, has come down with the sickness Normalcy is the gift, that has been given ro me And when I dream And when I dream And when I dream And when I dream No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again, I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No, mommy, don't spray me, oh-ooh Why did you have to spray me like that, mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me, oh-ooh Why did you have to be such a -? Why don't you, why don't you huff off into sky? Why can't you just huff on into sky? Why can't you just leave here and fly? Never spray your paint in my face again, huff you I don't need this paint, you stupid sadistic abusive huff Would you like to see how it feels, mommy? Here it comes, get ready for spray time Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness Open up your paint, and let it flow into me! Beard has, beard's come down with the sickness You mother has, has come down with the sickness You huff upper has, has come down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given ro me Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah

Has he lost his mind? Can she see or is she Blind? Can he wrestle at all Or if he fights will he fall? Is he stoned or brain dead? Has he paint within his head? We'll just spray him there Why should we even care? He was turned to board Folds down for easy stored When he travelled time Dollar store rip off of mankind Nobody wants him He just stares at the wall Spraying his paint Uhoh, that was lysol Now the time is here For cardboard man to fear Lysol in the beard and face Cleans the paint he once sprayed Nobody wants him They ripped their cardboard belts Nobody helps him The referee rings the bells Heavy cans of paint flung from fans full of red Spraying as fast as they can Cardboard man lives again!

Look, if you had one can or only one opportunity To spray everything you ever wanted One moment Would you breathe it? Or just let it trip? Yo His face is ready, beards fleek, cardboards heavy There's sauce on his sweater already, Carlo's spaghetti He's worldless, but on the surface he looks real and steady To drop beards, but he keeps on forgetting What he sprayed down, the whole crowd goes loud He opens his mouth but the paint won't come out He's chokin, how? Everybody's joking now Fourth wall break out, froze up, over Blaow! Snap back to reality, Oh, there goes sanity Oh there goes beard into the ropes He's so mad, but he won't Give up that easy nope, he won't have it He knows, the real world is in these ropes The paint splatter, his dope He blows back, but head's poked He's so bad that he knows When he goes back to the fourth zone that's when it's Back to the pad again,yo, this whole room's white He better go back this moment and hope they don't capture him You better spray yourself and abuse it You zone in, you better huff it, not let go You only get one spray, don't miss your trip and stay The weird clown posse is here to slay You better spray yourself and abuse it You zone in, you better huff it, not let go You only get one spray, don't miss your trip and stay The weird clown posse is here to slay The weird clown posse is here to slay

Two cardboard belts go round Beards side Round Beards side, round Beards side Two cardboard belts go round Beards side Round Beards side, round Beards side Woo ooh Got shellac, shellaced again Beards back, tell a friend Got shellac, got shellac Got shellac, got shellac Got shellac, got shellac Got shellac (Na-na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na) (Na-na-na, na, na, na, na) I cardboarded a monster Cause nobody wants to see jobsters no more They want Beard, a cardboard rigger Well, if you want Beard, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of green mixed with some red lacquer Some purple that'll jump-start the high quicker Then a spray when double head split open By the wrestler when I'm not too broken When I'm rockin the fable while they mockerating Hey You weirded this long, now start spraying Got shellac, it's on the rag and pixelating I know that you got a job, Mr Carlo But your pizza's cardboard boxes complicating So the WRW won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They tried to shut me down on WTV But it feels so normal without me So spray on and dip, sniff up your lips Smear that, paint on your lips and some on your tits And shellacy, Cause Beard's weird's bout to get heavy I just sprayed all of my new suits, weird you Eddie Now this sprays a little blob for me So every weirdo, just spray on me Cause we need a little Weird to see Cause it feels so normal without me I said this sprays a little blob for me So every weirdo, just spray on me Cause we need a little Weird to see Cause it feels so normal without me

I don't know where I'm going But I sure know where I tripped Hanging on the prophecies In songs of parodies And I've sprayed up my mind I ain't wasting no more high Here I spray again Here I spray again Though I keep spraying for an answer I never seem to remember what to look for Oh, lord I spray You give me stuff to cardboard on 'Cause I know what it means To walk along the endless conspiracies Here I spray again up my nose Goin up the hole and into the unknown Like a robot, cardboard walks alone And I've sprayed up my mind I ain't wasting no more high Just another soul in need of recruit Waiting on Beard's song parody I'm gonna collect em For my contracted haze 'Cause I know what it means To walk along the endless conspiracies Here I spray again up my nose Goin up the hole and into the unknown Like a robot, cardboard walks alone And I've sprayed up my mind I ain't wasting no more high But here I spray again Here I spray again Here I spray again Here I spray And I've sprayed up my mind I ain't wasting no more high Here I spray again up my nose Goin up the hole and into the unknown Like a robot, cardboard walks alone 'Cause I know what it means To walk along the endless conspiracies Here I spray again up my nose Goin up the hole and into the unknown Ive sprayed up my mind I ain't wasting no more high But here I spray again Here I spray again Here I spray again Here I spray Here I spray again

Big brickzilla was stomping around Sky city like a big playground When suddenly Liona burst from the shade And hit brickzilla with a trip as aid Brickzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Ninack Who proceeded to open up a can of Nina-fu When Liona came up with a power bomb And she got beatin up by Nina's ordeal Then they both got flattened by the Brickmobile But before he could make it back to the Brickcave Wayne Hanson popped into the guard rail Abnormal cardboarded ak47 out from his hat And clown stole belts as a matter of fact But Abnormal ran out of bullets and he ran away Because sons of worthlessness came to take him away This is the ultimate gauntlet of ultimate destiny Weird guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate gauntlet of ultimate destiny

beard the weird invites sent yes, with a spray paint scent ringside table, slightly bent cardboard decorations for event Hairy cooked the turkey with magic, it came out jerky the weirds, we're just a tad quirky but soon everone will be perky from beard to all of y'all happy thanksgiving this fall but next match, y'all will fall underground, only able to crawl

Let's be weird I'm gonna spray you with the painting gun Groove on in. When I'm done Your eyes will see a whole world of pun Oh, this will be fun.

A can of magic Love so tragic Let's not dash it Let's just splash it For magic is real Magic is the deal Love is no heel Now, kneel

Weird clown posse, what's up! Woo woo Weird clown posse, what's down! Woo woo Weird clown posse, let's clown Woo woo Weird clown posse, look around Sons of worthlessness boo hoo Woo woo Sons of worthlessness doo doo Woo woo Sons of worthlessness boo hoo Woo woo Sons of worthlessness doo doo

Jack is back in the nest Attacking with a vengence North, South, East, West Bringing justice to the system Jack Atlas all over the map North, South, East, West Come on, let's clap clap clap Delivering blows to the chest Jack, Jack, Jack, Attack Jack, Jack, Jack is back Jack, Jack, Jack, Attack Jack, Jack, Jack is back

What is worth? Is it decided at birth? Is it changed by girth? Aren't we all on this earth? A daughter, of worthlessness, a dow. A daughter, of worthiness, here, a bow. A daughter, of mother earth, seed sow. A daughter, a daughter no one knows. Come on, let's put on a show.

Blake Belial, more like broken denial You step to this without any style Don't worry, no hurry, won't take a while To put you face down into the tile You rep what, the sons of worthlessness When we're done, they’ll be breathlessness The weird clown posse is here to wrestle this Give it a try, we all know you can't handle this I got the juggler juggling belts on the cycle You got horns and cloaks, but not a title When I step to the mic, the crowd goes tribal But the ones idolizing are only your disciples The weird clown posse cleaned up this ring Don't even need gold, we got cardboard bling We get chuckles, juggles belts, belts to sing You are the joke, you croak the ring, you lost this thing

(Verse 1) In a wrestling ring, 'neath the lights so bright, A culinary battle, a chaotic sight! Swedish Chef, "Bork, bork!" with his crazy hat, Gordon Ramsay, fuming, "What the bloody hell is that?!" And kind Carlo, with a happy grin, Just wanted to help, where do we begin? A pizza oven glowed, a skillet did gleam, The crowd roared with hunger, living the dream! (Chorus) It started with cooking, a chef's grand display, But soon it was wrestling, come what may! Flour flew like snow, dough turned to a sling, In this kitchen calamity, a chaotic ring! (Verse 2) The challenge: a pizza, a masterpiece grand, Ramsay screamed, "PERFECTION! Do you understand?!" Swedish Chef mumbled, "Hurdy gurdy, flingen floo!" While Carlo just smiled, "What can I do for you?" Then Ramsay, a sneak, switched the salt for the sugar, "Taste this, you donkey! It's a culinary fuger!" Carlo, so sweet, just added a dash, Unaware of the sabotage, heading for a crash! (Chorus) It started with cooking, a chef's grand display, But soon it was wrestling, come what may! Flour flew like snow, dough turned to a sling, In this kitchen calamity, a chaotic ring! (Verse 3) The temperature dials, they started to roam, Ramsay cranked up Carlo's, "Feel the inferno at home!" Swedish Chef, with a whisk, like a mace in his hand, Flipped a pancake at Gordon, across the whole land! Tomato sauce splattered, a cheesy grenade, A culinary chaos, a mad masquerade! Carlo, still helpful, offered a towel and a sweep, As Ramsay got covered, from his head to his feet! (Bridge) The food became weapons, the ring a big mess, No longer a kitchen, just pure lawlessness! A headlock with linguine, a suplex with bread, Swedish Chef wrestled Ramsay, a pot on his head! Carlo, confused, just tried to make peace, But got caught in the crossfire, a floury fleece! (Chorus) It started with cooking, a chef's grand display, But soon it was wrestling, come what may! Flour flew like snow, dough turned to a sling, In this kitchen calamity, a chaotic ring! (Outro) Then a hush fell upon them, a voice clear and grand, Beard Meets Food stepped in, mic in his hand! He looked at the carnage, the culinary brawl, "What an absolute feast, I've seen it all!" He looked at Carlo, still smiling and kind, "Despite all the chaos, you truly shined!" He counted them down, one, two, a cheer, "Three! And the winner is... Carlo, it's clear!" Carlo, the kind chef, in the flour and the goo, Had won the whole thing, much to his glee, it's true!